It IS possible…
You can crown yourself CVO of OTB Ministries International & hire someone to be your ED for the local DC chapter. Then, you can support OTB development on a PT basis while you get free tuition to complete your PhD with a research plan that supports your PT work building OTB. When you are done, you can launch into US expansion (or maybe even a location in Ayiti). During all this, you can maintain your sanity by living life as a creative beastess by night.
It IS possible. Radical, and possible.
That is all.